In Bendigo, regional Victoria, the opening of a multi-storey carpark is not just news, it's news that requires a picture involving the mayor. This story and picture dominated page 5 of the print edition of Wednesday's Bendigo Advertiser:
The caption refers to the Mayor "waving his - and the first - parking ticket" (click the image to get a bigger view).
That was Wednesday.
Today (Thursday), page 2 of the print edition carried this story:
Really? And Fairfax wonders why its share-price is on life support.